I mean… It’s not like he could recognize them by phone number.
Maybe they wrote the numbers next to what they ordered?

Perfect. Retired gifs.
that shit ain’t retired… we’re still living in the matrix.
or so it feels like.
Sadly, imgur geoblocks the UK so I can’t see anything.
It’s Cypher telling Neo he doesn’t even see numbers. Just redhead, blonde, etc.
The alt text we needed all along
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Coldcell, when they referenced the meme.
Isn’t that supposed to represent failure? I’m not intimately familiar though
Was he alluding to jerking it over code?
Didn’t think of it at the time but considering the context…
Yes, Cypher was watching porn.
More like he was spying on people who were unaware that they were in a simulator.
Good to know that even in the far dystopian, apocalyptic future. People will still look at porn.
I set up the Redirector Firefox addon to take me to imgur images’ https://imgur.artemislena.eu/ mirror when I open them (though sadly doesn’t work with embedded images).
Firefox now also has built-in free VPN if that’s more your thing, though I don’t want to remember to turn it on and off all the time, so I stick with the redirection.

Wow Lemmy! Theres almost as many people helping out this geocached user as there are responses to this post!
Zeigarnik effect and he still has no idea.
Gotta leave a headshot.
That’s either really wholesome or really smooth and I can’t decide which.
Or really ambitious
All of the above and the confidence is seductive
Maybe he just wants to be friends with them all! Most straight guys don’t have enough genuine friends who are women.
Or
Better to hang out as a group first, get to know each other in a different context, and maybe safer too, once fucking decisions are made.
Or
Maybe he doesn’t know if they each know the others gave him their numbers and wants to eliminate the drama of them finding out separately.
Or, he doesn’t remember which number is who.
Whoa
OR
Dude is trying to create a life long memory of the time he had a 4 way.
5 way, unless he’s just watching the girls. Which, like, if that’s his thing and they’re into it, works too!
Someone has to hold the camera, pics or it didnt happen.
What do you think selfie sticks are for?
5 way
Can you imagine? Thats way too much stress.
Nah it’s just spaghetti, chili, cheese, beans, and onions. Nothing to stress about
But fr it would only be stressful if they aren’t into each other, at which point that’s on them for agreeing to it
so you’re telling me … there is a chance?
And if they tipped, he could say he got paid to do it
Or maybe he’s gay and is just looking to have a girl time.
Or trans.
The gay part and also this
And on top of all that, a serial killer looking for more ears for xer ear wall.
Or maybe he’s three kids in a trench coat.
this
The word “fucking” is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It truly is a masterpiece of linguistics.
Turns out he’s gay and knows they’ll be a fun group to roll with.
Or a stalker.
They all live in one shared house, he’s outside the front door.
Or! He is a wizard in the basement. He can enchant potatoes.
My gay friends used to call these their Fag Hags. It always made me think of those witches stirring the cauldron…double bubble toil and trouble
I thought that was obvious when it said he was a hot server.
The man saw an opportunity and took it!
Maybe he just legit wants to see what they have planned.
That seems like a foreseeable outcome. How many other chances are you going to have for a fivesome? Shoot your shot, dude.
Well, did the group go out later?
“The Gang Gets Banged”
-IASIP
how would he have known who’s phone number belongs to whom?
I think the idea was he’d pick one when they paid, and just grab the number from that receipt
To be fair, would he really know which number belonged with each number? haha
If hes a decent server he would remember whos bills were who’s by the items on them
Why the fuck would someone remember EVERY single order and associate it with a face? Also, usually people pay everthing in 1 bill when they hang out;
This whole comment seems really out of touch lol
Excuse me? Whether it’s one bill or multiple bills the server has to remember who had what in order to bill them. Most POS system track different people by what seat they are, but that’s up to the person punching in the orders to identify.
These women were competing to see which one of them would get a call, so they would have written their number in a way that identifies them so presumably they wrote their numbers on their orders. I think it’s really weird to assume it was all one bill though. When I hang out with people the bills are generally divided unless someone asks for a single bill, perhaps it’s different where you are but thats very much NOT my experience that is like a grocery bill with just line items and no separators. Again thats very much NOT how POS systems generally work.
I know a lot of people who work in kitchens and so ive heard a lot of complaints about how dumb ass servers can’t remember who anyone at their table is and have to constantly reprint bills because they keep fucking up who has what. That’s a really common complaint when my friends are talking about the quality of the other people they work with. This is from again multiple people who have worked in restaurants for years both in front of house and back of house.
If we are talking fine dining the servers are often expected to be VERY good at remembering details about the tables they are serving. The quality at Michelin star restaurants is often even more rediculous as to how much they can tell you about the table they just served, depending on style of business. I was briefly in a little nothing band and our drummer was a server at such a place. They were absolutely brutal with the servers and sent home multiple people each service for things as stupid as their shirt was not perfectly tucked in for more than 10 minutes before getting fixed. The way he described it there were 3 or 4 extra people just waiting for someone to be sent home every service. But I’m not expecting that level of attention to detail when I said decent server. I’m actually using a fairly low bar of basic competency, but not some fast food cashier
I also have worked with a person for the last 8 years that does mystery shopper and sometimes has to judge exactly what a server does. Associating who ate what and who ordered what is entirely expected. It’s common for one person to order for another and it surprised me to learn that that’s not even something most decent servers are expected to have any problems with. Pretty routine and he doesn’t fail people too often for it, assuming he’s not bullshiting me, which I’ll admit is a possibility with him but I don’t think that’s whats happening
I really don’t understand what your problem is with my comment, It wasn’t meant to be argumentative.
Extrapolating I did make some biased assumptions sure but there weren’t a lot of details in the post so I kept it pretty loose. I presumed they were all flirting with the server so that would make it more memorable for them. The fact that every one of the guests wrote their phone number at that time also would increase memorability of that particular table.
Good servers remember faces, how the fuck is that a surprise to you?

But they don’t have to remember the fucking faces, there is a difference between remembering the table number/seat number and the fricking face of everyone and idk about you, but i forget about people faces like the minute after i don’t have to interact to them anymore if they are strangers,
You are some fricking weirdo
You clearly have never worked service industry
My man.

Can’t blame a guy for taking a shot. What’s the worst that could happen? They all get disgusted and blow him off? He’s no worse off than he was.
But then later that night, the one who is the secret super freak, excited that the guy actually proposed a 4 way, calls him for a mind-blowing booty call.
The Costanza switcheroo then.
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Eww
Thanks for assembling that list, but ewwwwww
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It absolutely could. Some things shouldn’t be left to fester in darkness, no matter how ugly they are in the light.
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If you’re so attractive that all four women at a table would hit on you, and you’re the kind of person who would contact them afterwards, then you’re probably used to having a lot of easy sex, anyways.
It wouldn’t surprise me if he really just expected this would likely end in him having a multiple-partner experience, maybe even up to him with all four women.
Edit: Holy shit. Lots of people downvoting the obvious truth. That’s a pathetic abuse of downvote, and a pathetic admission of your own deficiencies. Also, please note that I block people who abuse downvotes as a matter of course.
I’m ugly as fuck with a short dick but luckily I have a great sense of humor.
It’s not always about being attractive.
with a short dick
You know what they say: it looks like an inch but it smells like a foot.
True as that is, you actually have to show off that humor to get numbers. This guy just did what he regularly does at his job. I actually feel bad for him because he probably deserved a better tip instead of 4 phone numbers.
Lets also not forget that this may have been considered quite creepy if the genders were reversed and the server did nothing beyond serving to imply interest.
You’re assuming they didn’t tip him.
Seriously, why would someone leave their phone number and then not tip well? That’d just set yourself up for failure.
No i assume they did, but i could also see someone thinking “I’ll just tip 10% cause my number is easily worth another 5%, if he wants to complain thats a good reason to text me.”
You’re literally making up a reason to be mad at them though.
As a man that’s been in those situations, those dudes never tip and they don’t just leave s number. They harass.
luckily I have a great sense of humor.
You really do 🤣
The only comment I’ve ever faved is you explaining scissoring to some German guy.
Aaaah comment not found, but what did it say! now i really want to see that apparently amazing comment about scissoring. :D
Scissoring is when women smash clams and the runs is when you’re pissing out of your asshole.
Truly the Shakespeare of our times
I’m not taking character assessments from somebody who complains about downvotes lmao
Downvoting because I think your comment is projecting your insecurities onto everyone else here.
I had you up voted and switched to down vote just to make you angry. :-P
I mean, sure, it’s an “obvious truth” to you when you block the 4/5ths of people who disagree.
I don’t block people who disagree. I block people who abuse downvotes. Downvote does not mean “disagree,” and if you use it like that, then you are abusing downvotes. Perhaps you are unaware, but comment downvotes, like all of the content data on the fediverse, are public information.
People who disagree and express it via their comments without downvoting are fine normal humans whose comments at least have the chance of adding value to the world.
People who downvote a simple truth because they don’t like it, or who downvote to meme, are people who add no value to the world, and so blocking them only increases the signal-to-noise ratio. I strongly encourage everybody to look up the people who downvoted that comment and block them all.
Perhaps you are unaware, but comment downvotes, like all of the content data on the fediverse, are public information.
What a fucking crybaby. There, that’s public information too.
People who downvote a simple truth because they don’t like it, or who downvote to meme, are people who add no value to the world,
People who complain about getting downvoted and announce that they block anyone who downvotes them and encourage others to do the same add no value to the world.
No one fucking cares!
add no value to the world.
They do though. Lemmy would be much better if people wouldn’t downvote when they disagree. They are signaling that they don’t want to know about inconvenient opinions. That silences open and honest conversations.
The general sentiment (don’t downvote just because you disagree) is correct, but the context of it is a bit different.
The comment heavily implies (“… simple truth…”) that their statement is reasonable and correct. But in reality, their statement is whackadoo nonsense and downvoting that kind of thing is completely reasonable.
Not really. Lemmy would be much better if people stopped complaining about getting downvoted though.
How do you figure? No complaining would be nice, but wouldn’t lemmy fully drift into a self-inflicted filter bubble?
No, the people who frequent communities tend to upvote/downvote more. On the collective level that results in the stuff people in that community want to see drifting to the top, and the stuff they don’t want to see drifting to the bottom. That filters out a lot of bullshit and makes the user experience better.
It’s not like algorithms are being manipulated to promote a profit motive or political agenda, or amplify an in-group while marginalizing out-groups, the way corporate social media does.
It’s just an organic filtering based on what the community members as a collective do or don’t want to see.
If you don’t like the vibe of one community, go find a different one or start your own. Telling people to stop downvoting you is just petulant.
and a pathetic admission of your own deficiencies
Yeah, the reason I’m downvoting you is totally because I don’t casually pick up fivesomes without even trying, and that apparently makes me deficient somehow.
Go ahead and block me, I don’t give a fuck.
You’re looking for the worst possible interpretation in what’s a positive interaction and you complain about downvotes? Could you be right? Sure. Does it matter? Not really, this is some lightheartes entertainment on the Fediverse. So don’t get your knickers in a twist over some downvotes.
You are talking to the wrong crowd. Most of these users are incels. You are spot on my guy.
That’s what an incel would say. Because they havem’t experienced wholesomeness.
You think getting downvored is wholesome?
The incel part is taking a fun, flirty interaction and making it completely porn brained. I don’t know any group of women who would go out and try to gang bang a server, lmao.
What not what i was taking about. I was commenting on the other commentor. Noting about the post.
Move of a champion.
Hey, do it for the experience. You only live once. Use protection.
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