Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.
Microslop itself *
Big ass sign that says “Welcome to Theia 2”
Don’t worry, we’ve already established that Outlook doesn’t work in space.
It’s not much of a surprise, since it doesn’t work on Earth either.
Mars gusta
Goddamnit now I see it too
no oxygen. literally petrifying.
But the view will be breathtaking.

Maybe that’s an Alien cock we don’t know
Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can’t seem to find the original artist :/

Teams already takes 22 minutes to work… add the delay to that and you’ll be in an infinite loop of lost contact
Two outlook accounts and both aren’t working.
The Outlooks, they do nothing!
Man don’t scare me like this early in the morning.
2 different versions of outlook that don’t work for some reason.
Fuck new outlook btw
And you can’t uninstall them.
It’s an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it’s yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even… so stupid)
I heard they sent all the copies of windows vista there
Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth
Actually you can kinda see eyes, nose and mouth if you look carefully
That depends, is the planet Mogo or Ego? I’d feel pretty good if Mogo were our nearest celestial neighbor. Alternatively it means a poorly buried giant, next we find out Transformers are real, Mars just used to be filled with Energon and the war depleted it. Granted a face that large, could imply Unicron, which is also a problem.
Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet…
a smaller mars













