Claude.
That’s far more terrifying than Teams.
Don’t worry, we’ve already established that Outlook doesn’t work in space.
It’s not much of a surprise, since it doesn’t work on Earth either.
Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.

Maybe that’s an Alien cock we don’t know
Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can’t seem to find the original artist :/

2 different versions of outlook that don’t work for some reason.
Fuck new outlook btw
It’s an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it’s yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even… so stupid)
And you can’t uninstall them.
Two outlook accounts and both aren’t working.
The Outlooks, they do nothing!
Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet…
Big ass sign that says “Welcome to Theia 2”
Man don’t scare me like this early in the morning.
Teams already takes 22 minutes to work… add the delay to that and you’ll be in an infinite loop of lost contact
Mars gusta
Goddamnit now I see it too
Fun fact, that big gash is called Valles Marineris and it’s the deepest canyon in the solar system.
There’s probably nothing scary in there…
Edit: largest not deepest, this is what I get for staying up too late
The Mariana Trench seems to be deeper, 11000 m compared to 7000 m. But I’m not sure what’s the reference point on Mars for elevation. But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench
But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench
why not? is there some local anomaly that causes gravity not to work?
I wouldn’t consider this as falling, but i get your point, i don’t see why sinking shouldn’t also be falling
I should have specified: at least you won’t die from the impact
Air is not so different from water in the grand scheme of things, we’re just designed for and acclimated to air rather than water. So yeah, I think sinking is at best a subgenre of falling.
You’re right, thanks for the correction
It’s definitely the largest canyon, if I’m reading Wiki right. It’s over 4km long and 200 wide, compared to the Grand Canyon at 277km long and 29 wide
You’re right thanks! Late night brain moment
Microslop itself *
Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth
Actually you can kinda see eyes, nose and mouth if you look carefully
That depends, is the planet Mogo or Ego? I’d feel pretty good if Mogo were our nearest celestial neighbor. Alternatively it means a poorly buried giant, next we find out Transformers are real, Mars just used to be filled with Energon and the war depleted it. Granted a face that large, could imply Unicron, which is also a problem.
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