Now I want a girl that drops loot
-things a pirate would never say
Pirates are always looking for booty anyway
Something something booty?
“Oh yeah thats just my booby trap”
No, the correct response is “That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.”
I see you’ve played knifey spoony before
I see you’ve played knifey
spoonybooby before
This is also a knife
I used to be a cashier at a grocery store and one time a lady came through the line and went to pull her wallet out of her bra, couldn’t find it easily and started emptying her bra like a purse. Out come the keys, tissues, a GUN, then finally the wallet.
She had a gun. In her bra.
There’s actually a holster made to attach to your bra.
It’s called the… Wait for it…
Flashbang.
I wish I had thought of that.
Holy shit it is a real product. Great name and great Christmas gift.
I unironically love the designs on them
I’m always impressed by womens ability to stash shit in their bra. How does it not affect the size or clothes lines in any way whatsoever?
I once saw one pull a big can of deodorant out of there. Not a little travel size, about a foot long. Also a medium purse and a smartphone. That was about 10 years ago and my melon is still twisted.
Some video game inventory logic man.
Poop knifeBoob knife
Why not both?
Hygiene
I used to work in customer service and there is only few things more nasty than boob-sweaty cash out of someone’s bra.
I’ve seen signs in stores that say “WE WILL NOT ACCEPT CASH PULLED FROM BETWEEN YOUR BREASTS”
Foot-sweaty cash?
Never experienced that, would go to the same list.
what’s the missing word? coins?
boobs
edit: found the original
Fake. Boobs don’t clunk when they hit the floor.
Clanker
I’d bite her shiny metal ass.
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans
Exactly! It’s more a gentle thud, like… a bag of sand
The roof is on fire
Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor
This just raises more questions.
Coconuts
“shit” is the obvious one, why would anyone censor “coins”?
it was just missing rather than censored
Amazing. I should watch that show
You really should, it’s great. Had major crushes on both Xena and Gabrielle (the two female protagonists) as a kid. Pretty sure they are at least part of the reason I love bangs on women.
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk?
Back in ye olden times I used to carry my iPod classic in my bra. It was the perfect place to secure it when I went for long runs or otherwise wanted both hands free. I scared the shit out of my dad once when he came upon me in the dark and the screen was still lit up from me reaching down and changing songs. He was like um why are your boobs glowing?
