Will licking this Himalayan salt lamp make it easier to insert into my anus?
Unironically yes.
Steal the memory and storage from their PC then make a run for it
Take apart their vape pens for the flashable MCUs, microphones, decent battery, and sweet magnets, and then bounce
E. What’s a Himalayan salt lamp and have I ever licked one?
One of these bois:
I don’t know if you’ve ever licked one, but I sure have.
And what’s the experience like? One of the higher ups at my workplace has one in their office and I need to know if the risk is worth the reward
You don’t know what you’re missing.
Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime. Lick that salt on company time!
Probably not, but it’s admittedly odd to verify that a home furnishing is obviously also a lump of seasoning.
Do that while holding eye contact with said higher up
It’s pretty salty but I think it’s worth the risk.
Would recommend finding a spot to gradually erode away with repeated licking
Is it safe, like is it just rock salt?
It is just rock salt. And possibly dust gathered on top of it.
As safe as any other form of salt. If you consume enough of it then it could raise your blood pressure
IDK, tasted like salt.
My husband’s immediate response: “what about all the men who have licked the salt lamp before me?”
spoiler
It’s extra funny because he didn’t care about how much of a ho I was.
Haha, your husband sounds like my husband:
Children?
Ya gotta keep upping the ante till they break. That’s the game.
Nah, he cares, it’s the reason he married you. Who wants a noob? That’s only interesting to religious nutjobs and pedos.
Drink their lava lamp.
I was a kid and had some classmates over for a slumber party. Unknown to me, at some point someone cracked open the top to my lava lamp and it somehow dribbled over the top and ruined my PS1. I can’t look at a lava lamp the same again.
Like, they popped the soda cap off the bottle or did they break the glass?
Popped the soda cap top and put the little black lid back on that hides it. My sister and I shared a room and she needed the lamp to sleep so I had it turned on and I think that’s what made it overflow over night. The next morning, I was looking around for the source of this goo all over my console and the lava lamp was sitting on a shelf above the TV,
I checked for cracks and then splashed the whole thing when I picked it up and saw the cap sitting on the shelf right next to the lamp. I wish they had just said and I wouldn’t have turned it on that night. I was a poor kid and me having that console was a big deal at the time. My uncle won it at a poker game and we couldn’t afford to replace it. It was the nicest thing I owned at that time and owned for a while.
I never found out who did it. I’m grown now and got a PS1 for old times sake to emotionally right that childhood wound so I guess it all turned out okay in the end.
I hear sheep love to lick salt. Is OP a sheep?
Neigh.
Too ba-a-a-d
my grandma used to have one in the back of a fireplace to make it look pretty. I asked her what it was and she said a salt lamp. I was a dumb kid so OBVIOUSLY I needed to know what it tasted like. When she wasn’t around I crawled back there and took a lick. What I didn’t account for is that it would be covered in ash and dust and my tongue would just be covered in that instead.
Good times.
Make sure you wrap your licker! You don’t know how many unwrapped licker people have licked that Himalayan salt lamp before you! Or even which animals! You could end up with … Dry Tongue!
I thought I’d seen everything when a friend once showed me her female condoms.
E: Secretly take out my hidden stash of himalayan salt and eat as much as i can before they return
Crawl under the covers and fall asleep?
I’ve done this lol
I feel like I have to ask: what is a salt lamp?
A block of pink salt heated by a lamp that users believe gives them health benefits. No proven medical benefits have been established and is as a result a superstition.
Ah so the heat from the lamp, adds salt to the air or something like that?
One claim is it adds negative ions to the air which the claim is are good for you. There’s no evidence they’d release anything more than an infinitesimal amount. Salt is pretty stable.
Another claim is it helps purify the air by trapping toxins, which, even if true, would quickly become useless as the surface area becomes saturated. There’s also no evidence any pollutants end up on the lamp beyond pure coincidence/chance.
The only pollutant on that lamp is my saliva. Cause I licked it.
The heat makes the lamp atoms vibrate at a higher frequency, which in turn makes it deteriorate. To maintain its structure the lamp seeks out emotions vibrating at other frequencies to pull within itself. Drawing these “Bad Vibes” into the lamp is what makes it salty, and a naturally gifted or properly trained Empath can taste this salt to see what has been absorbed by the lamp, to gain knowledge of the owner’s troubles.
well, you had me in the first sentence
Not fair, I like having a salt lamp because it’s taking a piece of enormous historical wealth and using it for shitty lighting
If used as a decoration I’m fine with them.
Pretty good for searing a steak, though
option b
Dude… rob them tf (/j)
Definitely never do that
See, now I want to do it even more.
