I an laughing but I would also be horrified in this situation.
I wouldn’t be horrified, I would just be like “Oh I thought you were talking to me, ignore me!” with a small laugh
Some people address people weirdly, imo it would be more awkward if it was turned and they were talking to you and you didn’t respond.
Meh it’s a pub and this is expected.
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I have had similar said to me, while I don’t roll that way, I do think it’s funny. I’m dumb as a box of rocks when it comes to that.
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You’ve gotta make them wonder
It requires spunk stat max level to pull off, which OOP clearly has as evidenced by her username
clearly you never been to a gay bar
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maybe the gay bars in your area are classier
or maybe it’s just a different time in 2020+
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But you aren’t a gay bar.
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I would stop at the bar and make a new friend.
One time in college Friend A was going to drive us someplace. She started the car and said, “You ready, baby?”
Friend B in the front seat went, “…yeah?”
Friend A snapped, “I was talking to the car”
Dunno why I still think about that sometimes. Lost touch with those friends years ago.
Maybe it’s just me, but any time a friend uses a pet name for their SO in my presence, I feel obligated to respond to it, because it will never not be funny. Like saying “that’s what she said.”
I find “That’s what she said” great specifically in response to non-sexy things, like “I have a headache and I’m not in the mood”
I knew someone that named their Ford probe “Vic,” so it could’ve been worse…
That would be a better name for a Crown Victoria
submissive to the core
*sip beer*
I am, now that you’re here.
*walk away before it fully registers*what?
“Cigarette?”
“Sure I’ll take one.”
“I was talking to the cigarette. Cigarette . . . Prepare to be smoked.”
“Cigarette?”
“Yes, it is.”Ceci n’est pas une cigarette.
Poststructuralism.
Why would he be horrified? You’re the weird one, and it’s very funny.
My cat was hiding in a bush near my front door, peeping at me when I got home from work. I call her nasty names like goblin, creature, monster, and fatso all the time because she can’t understand me. I said to my cat “Whatchu looking at bitch?” And my neighbour looks up over the fence at me.
My irritating cat that wants to be inside my face violently and aggressively tried to love my face unexpectedly and I uddered, “Why can’t you just be nice?”. Forgetting my wife was working in the next room. Her sad sounding confused response caught me off guard.
Her knowing how aggressively beezles wants to love my face saved me. https://youtu.be/ng_V-2eAb6g
I’m one of those people who feel disgusted if someone else drinks from their glass and I don’t let my dog drink from those public bowls. Like do you know how many other dogs drank from that bowl? They also eat poop and puke with that mouth.
Yes, but your dog eats poop and puke. I think they’d rather have the water…
I just wouldn’t because of the few horror stories I’ve heard in the news about people poisoning it. Even if it’s 1 in a million, it’s a risk I wouldn’t take. I’d bring my own water for the dog or buy one nearby.
I was disappointed that the guy didn’t drink from the dog bowl, but it was still a good story.
