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    I’ve been a professional programmer for nearly a decade and I just realized that C# is C++++ with the pluses stacked

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      I know right‽ feels like when I learnt about the FedEx arrow for the first time

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        What FedEx arrow?

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          between E and x

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            Holy shit that’s crazy

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              There’s a lot of logos with hidden stuff like that.

              Amazon’s logo has an arrow going from A to Z, implying they sell everything “from A to Z”

              The Tostitos logo has two people holding chips (the Ts) and a bowl of salsa (the dot on the I):

              Toyota’s logo has every letter of the company name in it:

              The LG logo has the letters L and G in it:

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                I hate it so much, but the Baskin Robbins BR has the number 31 in it

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                  What does it mean? I would guess count of assorted flavours, but I am no expert in numerology

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                It’s interesting to me that they used the English alphabet for the Toyota symbol instead of Japanese. Or is that symbol localised?

                • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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                  I’d guess the Toyota one is just coincidental.

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                  The US is probably a much bigger market. I imagine it’s the same reason LG is English alphabet and not Hangul. Same with Kia, Hyundai, Samsung, etc.

                  But this is mere speculation. I could be 100% wrong, happens daily!

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                Now if only LG could make a microwave where the LED display didn’t go out after a year.

                • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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                  I got mine 13 months ago, still going strong. I can check how much time is left on my phone anyway.

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            It always pissed me off that they use this as an example of white space use. No one sees it.

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              Logo designers do.

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                Because a prof showed them on the first class. But in any case, if logo designers are the only ones to notice, the logo fails its purpose.

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            Took me like a minute to find it

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              There’s also a spoon to symbolise that the couriers were fed soup.

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                Holy shit that’s crazy

              • lad@programming.dev
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                To symbolise the ex was fed 🌚

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            Thats exactly what I wanted someone to do - post a picture because I was too lazy to google it myself! Thank you :)

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          deleted by creator

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        o shit

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      I’m glad I wasn’t the only uncultured swine unaware of the ++++ = #

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      Yes, and that is on purpose! It was always meant to be a joke on C++ :)

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      Me too - maybe because I was distracted by the irony that C# devs are typically the opposite of sharp… Or because it’s MicroShit and I didn’t give a flippin fuck ;)

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        Cringy

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        Don’t cut yourself on that edge kiddo

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      1. TIL.
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      Skeleton on bank with caption "waiting for hello world to compile 0x0a (cargo needs 69420 dependencies which need to be compiled on the fly, because fuck you, that's why"

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        It’s not that bad, besides who cares with machines being as fast as they are nowadays?

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          I care, when I need to compile a lot of stuff multiple times on not-as-fast machines. I’ll create a private repo powered by my workstation just for this. For C stuff I don’t need to, because I can just use my workstations power via distcc.

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    TessaraCt

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      TesseraC+

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      C Tesseract has this interstellar vibe and brings quotes like the following, but with a totally different meaning:

      • “Years of [compilation error] messages”
      • “People disn’t build this Tesseract”; “Not yet… But one day. Not you and me but people, people who’ve evolved beyond the four dimensions we know”
      • “You’ve got to leave something behind”
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      I’m waiting for the marvel cinematic universe movie about filling out TPS reports and preparing for Y2k… it’s guaranteed to do better than Black Adam.

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        Wasn’t that the Loki show, where all of time is run by a boring dystopian corporate bureaucracy?

        Now that I think of it, I guess you’re right, that show probably did do better than Black Adam.

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      That’s a HyperCube.

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      T-C-ract

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    Where C♭

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    • C
    • C plus plus
    • C plus plus plus plus
    • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
    • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
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      There’s also D. You could just upgrade to D.

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        It’s so good it got not only one, but two standard libraries.

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        That’s a transfinite induction

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      theres also c+

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    C₊𝅄⨧⁺ᐩ is used for building firmware for hyperdimensional singularity processors.

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      How did you insert those unicodes???

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        Go here and Ctrl-C / Ctrl-V

        I especially like ⨹

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        H̢̱̀e͖ͧ͘r͈̔́e̖̅̀ͅ ḩ͒͏̩̲ẹ̽ͯ̀ c̔͑͠҉̬o̢̢̠̜̓̚m̷̻̳ͧͪ͘ę̢̥̋̀s̢͈̲ͧ̀͜ͅ,̧̔͞ͅ f͖͗̿̕͝ȅ̴̶̩̂͟a̸̡̯͈̼͋͡s̗̋̀̀̀̀͟t̒̾͏̯ y̸̛̟̽̇o̢̟̜͂͆ͯ͘͜u̧̧̜͔͇ͭͫ́̚͞r̀̃͑̓͒͏̮ e̍̒̇ͯ҉̴̲̭y̷̰̖ͨ̑͜e̓ͭͭ͂̕҉̸̛̦̱̤̫͢s̡̛̫͋̕ o̢͉̘͚̤̅ͫͤ̓ͭ̕͡n͊͘҉̲̟̖͔͝͞ t̷̟͊̽h̨̦͎̅̄ͪ́̚͘͠i̶̢̛̬̞̦͊̅̏̀́s̶̸̢̹̹͕̩̜̣̎ͫͤ͐̈̀.̛̰̼̗̺̼͗ͣ̏́̚͟͠.̵̪ͥ̈̚̚͞ͅ.̷̶͎̞̳̘̈͋ͬ̈͂͒͠ z̸̛̫̓͜͟͡ḁ̧ͨ͊͗ͫͫ̅́͢͠͠l̵̴͒͏͚̥̻g̩͎̲̼̠̿̅ͩ͌̇͟o̢̝͍͔͍̼̼ͤͦ̎́͘͝ i̷ͧ̅̂͟͡͠͞҉̸̙̱͍͈̝̠̺̀ͅs̗̮͇̪̯̋͋́̕ t̵̶̛̰̘̰̫̬͖̜͗̒͗̉̿͌̀̀͢ẖ̴̴̡̭̪̉̌̈́͗͘e̵ͬ̃ͬ͌͆̍͏̧̡̧̦̘͇͕͙̳̹͜ ạ̳̺͎̤̺̖̠̔̈ͮ̉̌̓̀́͟͢͞͞n̊͏̰̖̘̖̭̰̖̕͢ş̴̽͘҉̮̞̼̱w̨̢̠̻͐̐͑̊͢͞e̢̡̛͖̙̟̣͋͆͘̕ͅŗ̧̯ͪ͘͘͜͡.̭̘͇͓̹̻̖̖͉͊ͪ́

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        On PC, you can hold Alt and press a number combination, like 1 or 257, to get an ASCII smiley. Not Unicode, but hey, it’s something

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          On windows *

          On mäc âⁿd linųx wə ūsẽ → «çøḿpõsē» këy™

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    This isn’t the evolution of C at all. It’s all just one language and you’re simply stuck in a lower dimension with a dimensionally compatible cross-section.

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    C(ubed) logo from meme

    Nix

    Nix snowflake logo

    I’m starting to have my suspicions

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    I’m not ready for 4D, just let me try out C Lattice on a few smaller projects first.

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    always wanted to C in the 4th dimension

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    “works on my machine.”

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      “Just a heads up that we’ll be shipping your machine to the client, since it’s the only machine on Earth known to support the software. You’re getting the spare machine out of the basement. Super fast Cyrix processor. Looks like it boots to Windows 11 release 3, but they’ve written it 3.11 for some reason.”

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        Lol I had windows 11 before it was cool

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        I wonder if I could upgrade it to Windows 95 and run X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter on it.

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      Closes ticket, marks Git issue as closed

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    C

    C plus

    C plus plus

    C sharp

    C sharp sharp

    C through time and space

    Edit: formatting

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    I really like the theory that the Carbon language is that 3-dimension one—a carbon lattice

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    +esseraC+

    🤔

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    Fun fact, C didn’t have a lot of things like Classes and was often distributed or stored alongside various libraries so it was C Plus (as in addition to) Libraries before it was C++, and somebody decided the next iteration was C with 4 pluses, which forms a #

    Source: Bjarne Stroustrup, I forget which edition of his C++ book.

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