Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?
That’s the only thing we are going to talk about.
Three comments in, as of writing, and: yup, that’s the the only thing.
Getting people to talk about the headline is going to be really difficult, like… Damn, I wish I had some kind of metaphor or idiom for this situation
What headline?
I read the headline and understood it but once I saw the picture I got confused and couldn’t understand how teeth and testicles were relevant to that ass.
Gay guy here and I had trouble parsing the headline. I was relieved by the top comment. Phew.
Nailed it
Is this… real?
I’ve seen some other photos of this one cop who is not a bastard because badonkadonk of that level gets you allowances.
Obviously she’s got some kind of dysmorphia going on but her arrest photos tend to go viral for obvious reasons.
Or maybe it’s just multiple edited images? What is real anymore?
Imagine you try to do your job and internet calls you officer badonkadonk. :D
My default these days is the former boomer mindset of: “It’s online? It’s probably not real.”
It’s way better than Officer “Dee MegaDooDoo”
There’s no way that isn’t shopped. If it isn’t, what’s her insta? I’d want proof.
Found this…
https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/kardashian-cop-has-people-begging-to-be-arrested-after-viral-video/
And a couple of pictures. Yeah, seems real. I’m shocked.
Damn… I’m in awe. I’m sure someone horny enough could identify her. She’s with the police force, she was at the arrest. If you search for local articles, you could find the location, then the police station(s) involved, and scour them all to find her.
I ain’t got time for that though, nor am I horny enough.
How does she even get her pants on?
One leg at a time, I imagine.
Probably like this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zGUHc4gVW4
It seems to be her https://www.instagram.com/nadine_djelassi/
That is her, searched her name and she’s trying to be an influencer on tiktok / Instagram, but her LinkedIn came out along with the rest of her networks as police. So yeah, 100%. It also seems she’s already known (not nsfw) lol
Her insta says “entrepreneur”. Which is… interesting, given that the vast majority of civil servants are forbidden from exercising any other profession in France.
Implants my guy
Not always, I went to school with a girl like that. Some are definitely real.
Sacre bleu!
It’s wild that just 25 years ago, this would not likely be the reaction.
Hemlines go up and down
Preference for badonk goes up and down
A manly penis size and high-heel height are also super culturally defined
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
She has to pay two tickets every time she travels.
If a component of the fart is cheeks clapping, this woman is an omega level threat.
Anyway. One can shit with less.
I’d 127 hours both my arms to suffocate in that ass
I can’t just pretend that’s not there!
We can discuss both!
Left and right, right?
I can. It’s very doable. And I think she wouldn’t want to be sexulized all the time
When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass
The only teeth I’m interested in are my teeth biting that INSANE dumptruck.
This happened over 2 years ago. Why else would you post it now other than for dat azz?
& that too on Lemmy Shitpost
Imagine getting busted by that cop, and looking around at the other cops going “are you serious right now”
Are you seeing what I am seeing 🧐 ?
Enhance
🍑
Good God!
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I realize that I have some mental issues, but I’m sitting here trying to figure out even with pushing the cheeks as far apart as possible would I actually be long enough to penetrate
Would it actually matter, though? To you, I mean?
Does anyone actually like disproportionate ass that’s way too big like that?
i wouldnt mind it if its natural. the issue with it being artificial would probably be the personality behind creating it than on the ass itself.
Yes.
Nah, I like realistically sized asses sitting on my face.
Yes in a fantasy kind of way I will fap to it and I would love one night with her for sure. Otherwise assuming it is a “bbl”, it would consider it a red flag for me personally. Someone that shallow and following bodyshape trends I would normally not date. It is also a disproportionately high cost thing to do for someone working as a police officer. That tells me something about their economic priorities… but she could also be running a successful onlyfans in the evenings, then it is a different story again… 🤔
I mean those trousers are doing some serious heavy lifting there.
It won’t look quite as disproportionate when untethered from its harness and allowed to pop back into its natural shape.
I’m ok if it’s natty.
Easy peasy, folks. If you want to know why, it was a simple decision. He thought of any number of ways he could to “naturally” meet Detective Dumptruck. He compared those options with ones he could do in his office, and then he came up with an obvious solution.
Obligatory goku meme
There’s a dentist in the picture?
I know what I’d want to be held against me in a court of law that’s for sure
Bruh.
is it just me or is that officer looking kinda THICC
It’s not even shopped. Have a look at 0min36s : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOVz0U3U0ko&t=37
Mother of god
That’s just the moment where they close a door, nothing (ever) happens after, what do you mean?
Wind it back a couple seconds
