I can’t even imagine what it must have been like before they had legs
Whole place was crawling with pussy.
I’m visualizing vagina lips moving like little legs.
Whole place was crawling pussy.*
“She’s got cilia”
I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOOOONG skirt underneath it so I cant see her ankles.
Nana nana nana
Nana nana na na.Bat-man!
This is hilarious
The jacket could be so long it’s a coat where you can’t see them either.
Ooh, she’s a killing machine
She got everything
Like a moving mouth
Body control and everything
She’s got curves in all the right places
And thank the Lord for that, imagine being elbowless
tbf, country music is still very much like: “sundress. also she has hair and is drinking”
Cold jeans. It’s a fucking scarecrow again
She knows how to UUUSE them
Alright, picky ablist mf
Also
knows how to choose them
Like us adhd sufferers don’t get it rubbed in our face on a daily basis.
“She was leggy. Legs for days. Too many legs, in fact. She resembled something akin to a millipede. She may have, in fact, not even been human.”
9/10, would.
You’re just my type. You have a pulse and you are breathing.
Yup, my thought too. Saint Motel is the least picky
If driving fast cars you like, or low bars you like
If old hymns you like, or bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like, or me undressed you like
Well, nobody will oppose!
- Cole Porter (1934)
Whatever you do don’t go back to the 50s because every song is about teenage girls.
same with the 80s.
Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song “Jailbait”
I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:
Well, I don’t care if you’re just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you’re probably clean There’s one little think I got do to you
Courtney Love fellated him reportedly, while less than 14 years of age.
Burn it all down.
Him and kid rock seriously just told on themselves and are practically worshipped by the same people who always use the “think about the kids” argument.
Fucking Stranglehold.
The song is basically about him murdering his gf.
Then you’ve got fuckin’ Little Girls by Oingo Boingo, just how in the fuck did that song ever get aired on terrestrial radio?
Little Girls is satire though, it’s supposed to gross you out.
Wasn’t that one more tongue in cheek? (Oingo boingo I mean)
Maybe I am too young to have properly understood some context or something, but uh… no, naw, on finding the music video for that as an early teen, on early youtube…
No no no, it very much just screams ‘Sent Chris Hansen to the film studio for this ASAP’.
Like, I’m fairly sure a whole lot of very early uses of pedobear, on 4chan, involved people using it as reactions to people posting that music video.
According to Wikipedia, “the song was written as satire”
So I know that’s only someone else’s opinion, but at least I’m not alone in thinking that.
I mean that’s basically what hair metal was all about so I suppose.
Men were definitely less picky before, the paradise city was just a city with pretty girls and green grass.
Apparently the original lyric was “girls are fat and they’ve got big titties,” but the rest of the band wanted to change it.
“My darling’s still got all her teeth…”
Back in my time body heat was an extra.
At first I thought this was a red meridian nod, then I parsed it with your comment. Life is a little less magical now.
As it should be my friend. As it should be. 🫱
🫲 it hurts, but yes.
I mean that’s basically what I’m currently looking for in a woman
*legs optional.
To be fair, she did know how to use them
I mean, I’ve met plenty of women with legs, but fairly few who know how to use them.
On a potentially funnier note: I’m pretty sure I did actually date ‘Rosie’ from ‘Whole Lotta Rosie’… pretty damn close to the exact measurements in the song.
Unfortunately, she did not know how to use her legs, in the ZZ Top sense.
Well, Rosie at least definitely knew how to choose them.
… being basically a male, bi, twink/twunk switch has been… interesting, in both good and bad ways, lol.
I’ve experienced a wide range of uh, people, things… and its always funny to me how many people just think everyone acts by more or less the same rules as them and their … usually straight, very vanilla partners do, in the bedroom.
