Penis
Hats off to your lady-friends
I’m envious.
Like Freud predicted you would be
Opening the post and seeing only the image and your comment just sent me, thanks for the laugh!
Master understatement.
Online dating
Ah yes, the Great Wall of Dong.
More like great hall of
vaginadong.
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…
Then they start jizzing all over everything
Mush pit.
The penis corridor
today i learned i comprehend spanish
Cockridor
I’m sorry, but it’s obviously corridong
Every hot girls DMs be like…
Well… I don’t know about the rest of you guys but I’ve just uncovered a new fantasy
I think I need more details on this one.
😵💫 🫠
Having grown Oysters, and Shiitakes before wondering why these are all growing towards the floor… typical mushrooms I’m aware of still orient towards a light source despite not needing it for food just to ensure their spores are spread properly…
Were they flipped? Does the green floor have something to do with it? Is it fake?
Could it be good ole gravity? Growing too far out from the wall to support their own weight properly?
Yeah, it seems very likely to be their weight.
They just need someone to spit on them and call them dirt.
Mushroom farming management: keep them in the dark and feed them shit
uhm … u wanna run for president next?
They aren’t gonna suck themselves.
Ah yes the phallus palace
I still don’t exactly understand what the fuck mushrooms are.
Relevant XKCD:
Understandable, they’re neither animals nor plants, and at least to me, that’s really weird. Pretty much everything large enough to see fits into those categories, and it just feels like fungi should be plants as well.
I just googled a bit about this topic and learned algae is also not a plant. But it’s green!
You should check out kelp next. It’s not a plant either.
Isn’t that a type of algae?
I guess you also count minerals as plants?
Depends. Is it green?
I was just considering living things here, but fair point
mushrooms are just eucaryotic species that never bothered to develop legs or brains (and also no photosynthesis) . if they want to go somewhere, they either grow a thin wire to get there or throw a million spores into the air and hope that one lands where it should be going to.
Fun fact, it’s very likely that without mushrooms land animals wouldn’t exist. More controversially it’s possible that without mushrooms no creatures with higher order thinking like human variants could exist.
stoned ape theory mentioned
(citation needed)
Sure thing, my undereducated comrade.
Fungi (or protofungi) were likely the first large multi-cellular life on land, predating plants by at least a half billion years and creating the soil conditions necessary for plants to make the jump from the ocean. In fact plant life without fungal symbiosis on land likely would have been impossible.
As to the second part, while it’s controversial in some circles that lean heavily toward divine creation or intervention, the Stoned Ape Theory is nonetheless pretty well supported. As for my exact wording; I’m also including dolphins, which do recreational drugs anyway, and suggesting outside popular theories there’s a sea fungus they’ve keyed in on in the past, as well as octopi who like to get high, even crows like a little chemical help now and again. While we don’t have direct evidence of non-ape species being particularly into eating fungus for its mind altering effects, the fact that pretty much every ‘intelligent’ species seems to enjoy recreational mind-altering drugs does point to a common origin for intelligence itself.
xD but for the fungus to activate these parts of the brain that form language etc, these parts would have to be there in the first place. it doesn’t make much sense to develop a brain and then depend on external substances to activate them. also it would be a huge disadvantage to not just always enable them, which nature surely could have done, and probably did.
That just makes you wanna give shrooms to animals to see if any develop higher intelligence
Why?
The first step before we get 40k orks
Does anyone?
S P O R E
In the air
