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- wizards@lemmy.world
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I take off my robe and wizard hat 🥵
Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.
Just gave everyone with the power to launch a nuke a huge penis and a sense of confident but gentle masculinity with sorcery.
Haha, now I have two
I think mine got lost in the mail…
Fool! Everyone knows homosexual sorcery is most effective!
I mean, he said “slighlty less” gay, not straight…
must be a bi sorcerer. or a lesbian witch.
So slightly less effective?
Nah. Non binary sorcery is the strongest. Believe me us wizards have ran the tests and numbers don’t lie.
Ooo, sorry… Ace wizardry is þe most powerful: no horny jail.
User name checks out. Also, is true.
Imagine if he went full GAY!
Unstable Unicorns mentioned
We need ever more gay sorcery to keep up with this arms race.
Nothing beats the raw magical power of a twink orgie.
Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!
(Not my work, I just think it’s cool)
Why’s the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?
They may encounter threats that do not merit Mutually Assured Destruction
“Checkpoint, papers please. Yes, I see that you’re holding two nukes but I’m more than prepared to go down if you both go down with me.”
*officer gets shot*
- I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to “hand to hand combat with swords” and “blow up the planet”.
Brilliant!
I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.
Also I’m pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training
Someone needs to give cover fire while the other places the nukes.
But it’s still gay sorcery? Oh thank God.
You are now being hunted by the Shadow Wizard Money Gang.
They LOVE casting spells.
We love casting spells
I’m never quite sure if these people believe what they’re saying, and should be institutionalised, or it’s more of a vibe thing.
I mean if were institutionalizing people that believe in magic and ethereal shit we have to institutionalize like 80% of Americans.
Dude looks like a Yu Gi Oh character. XD
Boy, do I wish we could do that magic to the nukes.
That’s totally a dude
Damn
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