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This is your brain on loss.
🍳 🍳 👃 👄🍳 🍳 👃 👄I should call her.
Yours is more intentional, but the original just feels more true to the form.
True to the form? It’s a shitty po… oh.
Why the long face?
I am the eggman
I am the eggpan
Unjustifiable.
Today I learned about the 🍳 emoji…
And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.
But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that’s terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.
It’s a shitpost, this isn’t meant to be a serious question.
#atetheshit
This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn’t talking, but Jeff was.
I turned to my mother and yelled, “what else have you lying to me about?!”
Same, easiest money I ever made.
Human response: “lol, sure.”
Lemming response: “🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!”
Range against the machine.
yay we’re not humans
Of course I mean it as a compliment, being a dope-smoking rabbit, myself 🐰💨.
Man, IDK… it would be tough. The urge is real.
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Fuckk I failed.
🍳What🍳kind🍳of🍳sick🍳person🍳would🍳think🍳of🍳that🍳disgusting🍳question🍳
But then HOW would I write 🍳sexual??
Fried egg sexual? I’m not going to kink shame.
This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals
You’ll never even get to first base. You just sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon.
Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can’t
I’d do one day for 800 million… maybe
Ok but you also can’t use 🔍, only 🔎.
to hell with it all! you’ll never pry my emoji from my grasp, even when I’m dead!
All fine so long as I can use the 📡 emoji
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Bogos binted
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Questions my kids ask
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