• TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip
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    Even if we nuked the whole earth to oblivion, turn the surface into glass, and evaporated the seas, some microbes would still survive deep underground. What we really need is an asteroid impact that turns the whole crust into molten lava and splatters it all over the solar system. Even that method might not work perfectly, but it’s our best chance.

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    Hospitals are dangerous for children, the elderly and immuno-compromised patients not because of risk of contagion, but because the bacteria that have survived the aggressive chemicals hospital surfaces are cleaned with are the strongest ones (shamelessly plagiarised from my 8th-grade chemistry teacher).

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    If we go digital and all water is used to store energy, life would become difficult for bacteria.

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      we’d have to drag some real big rocks out of orbit into the planet to glass it. not sure we ever had enough nukes even in the heyday of bomb production to actually glass the planet. we could cooperate to distribute the strikes uniformly but even then we wouldn’t glass the planet.

      now, humanity might go with such a coordinated program, but the planet will burp, continue to undergo geological changes, and a few million years later there would be hyperintelligent octopi or capybara driving around.

      but a nice rock, say, about the size of rhode island, that might do it. especially if it’s coming at a good clip.

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    I can see how bacteria may have developed our ancestors to be their hosts.

    It’s like cats. People think they are the masters. People also think the gut biome is there to serve them. Silly people