Useless nobody + Micky7 ass post
You give me hope for society with this crop. Thank you.
He’s not an ambiturner, this is clearly photoshopped
This nobody has a lot of opinions 👴
Post butt pic
looks at butt
“Hey don’t look at my butt”
Then why did you post it?
I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her “nice ass”. To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”
Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
let me tongue punch that fart box
i see youre a fellow arborist, what’s your favorite thing about [tree in pic]
Or really anything other than a milquetoast expression of horniness. Could try to be funny, could try to be genuine… honestly “nice ass” is very low effort. This person is probably getting 20 of those a day. You need to stand out.
Look at the turd cutter on you
Ass in spandex pics are the female equivalent of dick pics - low effort hornbait.
😄
People are so persnickety about what they want you to say.
Did she come out of the screen to tell you not to look at her butt?
Also pictured: your life after dating her
Also, cats.
Thanks buddy.
Belly rubs
Nobody nothing?
Not nobody!
Isn’t this the Hawkeye pose in comics?
(Hawkeye pose = the butt+boobs twist commonly used on covers that looks ridiculous when Hawkeye is drawn in the same pose, and he is, unofficially, at least).
Someone post more steel ass please
nobodydudes on Instagram: hand in pants while pointing gun at screenWho’s going to turn this into the meme of the guy looking back and the angry girl?
The jillknife pose.
She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck
