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Biting hair is not as bad as biting skin 🤔
My parent friends with kids that bite were biting back and it worked like a charm.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say none of those clearly printed suggestions were written on that extremely course wooden telephone pole
Of coarse not
Knot a chance
I wood wager otherwise
I don’t think I should go against the grain here.
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Next thing you’re gonna tell me that one day blinding stew doesn’t exist either…
Maybe some kind of stew that inhibits sight for 24 hours?
I’m thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision
I had this idea of serving her a stew that severely impeded her vision for a day or so
An edible that sets the sight stat to 0 might be an interesting idea
This seems excessive and cruel.
Instead I think we should let her see, but in a way that she just absolutely cannot decipher what she’s seeing. 1/14th of a fortnight should do as far as length goes.
just take any stew … and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi
How much stew are you making? We want to blind them, not turn them inside out!
Tell me you live in the Midwest or UK without telling me you live in the Midwest or UK.
Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? “You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you’ll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I’m not gonna tell you for how long!” And in the schools, stories go around like “Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!”???
Clearly, you don’t have the maternal instincts either.
I don’t see what one-day blinding stew has to do with hair biting. But, I’ll look into it tomorrow
Common punishment since it doesn’t cause any permanent damage and makes the child realize how fortunate they are.
I’m sure you’ll see the light by then.
I’m a single father so I don’t have the “maternal” instinct but I do have a voluminous mane of blonde hair as pictured.
Did I just find Bret Michaels Lemmy account?
This poor man probably thought he was really onto something by making that flyer. Now he is gonna feed his daughter blinding soup.
1 Day Blinding Stew is a great album name
Blinding Stew must be a 90s grunge band, surely?
Bowling for Blinding Soup
1 Day Blind
Is this from a Tim Robinson skit? I swear I’ve heard of this stew before…
Not that I’ve seen but it’s definitely the vibe.
Looks like a truewagner bit, in which case it’s probably just nonsense
edit: yep, posted Jan 30 2024
Alright but where’s the recipe?
Calling All Dads…
Asking for a friend who has a daughter who bites hair, definitely not for my daughter who also bites hair.
I read this in lemongrab’s voice unfortunately
No no that’s much better.
I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.
