I mean… pretty sure that’s satire. The last sentence has “why waste time say lot word when few do trick” energy.
They really made every possible error with there vs they’re and all those common things as well. Gotta be satire/rage bait. 😄
Its hard to no 4 shur thems dais.
Review trolling is a subtle art that should be financed with government grants.
The majority of users on this platform just don’t recognise satire until someone points it out.
It’s because there are people who actually hold this opinion.
Or sarcasm.
Are you trying to tell us that there are a lot of neurodivergent people on lemmy?
Sure, but back when I was on Meta, there were plenty of people that typed like this.
Could also be a character-limited review and the person wanted to simplify their thoughts before they ran out of characters to use
Reminds me of this review for a school.

Were they trying to say “disgrace to society?” I don’t speak dipshit.
Yes, you translated that right. Congratulations, you’ve learned another language.
Ugh
There’s a little dipshit inside all of us.
Bullying 1/5 is nice tho.
Wait until Kim finds out a vast majority of public libraries also offer free Internet access…
*librarys
*libarys
It might be satire but this is definitely a reflection of the truth for many. Take this as a sign to support your public library, they shouldn’t be taken for granted.
Agreed. I don’t feel like satire that is making fun of important resources is very funny when plenty of people are trying to remove those public resources. Feels like getting mugged at knifepoint and handing them a gun to be ironic.
even if you have no use for the library, please get a library card,
Reminds me, gotta renew my library card
good job. do it and I’ll give you head pats
Their name is pineapple lover, not pats.
they can still be innocent, just because they like pineapple doesn’t mean they put it on pizza
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Who cares about supermarket when McDoland?
She’s going to be the next president of the United States
Is that Ken M in drag?
We are all in drag on this blessed day
Has to be satire
A library is a place you go when you are a rebellious teenager and your parents didn’t want you to have a computer (or maybe you had one but you being a dumb kid broke it), so you went there to get away from parents and use the library computer.
(Yes I went to the library just to play some browser based Unity FPS game, cuz my laptop stopped working, that’s me “playing outside” lol)
(Also if your parents are poor and can’t afford a computer or internet access)
Also if you hate a teacher and wanted to skip class. (Okay kids please don’t skip class, I was depressed and hated that class okay)
Skipping class is valid, sometimes school is the worst
I hated it lol.
I ended up just taking the GED to skip doing actual school. I got College-Ready scores in the GED eithout studying, better than the GPA I had in highschool which was like 2 point something, the GED score equivalent is closer to like 3.7 or something
My state college accepted me. But I didn’t even finish a semester and I have depression. So… yeah… withdrew.
It feels very shameful for me as an Asian American. It’s very against the “model minority” sterotype. Pretty sure people, especially like people back in China would be judgy like: “Omg you’re so privilaged¹ to move to America and didn’t even get a university degree, what a waste of opportunity” (nobody said this, but this is how I think they’ll react if they find out I don’t have a degree)
So yea… self esteem isn’t very high.
[¹It’s not even really that “privilaged”. Just a coincidence I got born into a family that has relatives in the US. It’s not like we’re rich or anything, just sheer luck of having the right blood relationships.]
It’s like she got dumber as she wrote it.
15 other users found this review helpfulWhy use many word when few word do
Why lot word when few
Why word?
It’s satire, but Americans as dumb and ignorant as her portrayal exist and are numerous. They just wouldn’t even step into a library, lol.
review trolling -_- not gonna bait me.
she ain’t no masterbaiter













