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I fucking LOVE that it was towed by a bike
With a neck like that, the executioner won’t have any problems at all.
What a little bitch. That’s a half scale model.
What is this, a guillotine for hamsters he’s afraid of? You couldn’t slice a sandwich with that little thing.
Hé is not used to people pushing back. Most capitalist can’t get one guy in their face. So their hire people to insulate them.
It’s for his dick
Or need several attempts to cut through. I say there’s only one way to know for sure!
How odd that he immediately knew it was for him. As if he knows full well what he is doing is evil and that he was there to ruin the citizens of Salem and then escape to his new yacht in the Bahamas.
Oh, they’re all very aware. That’s why they’re building bunkers, and buying islands, and building bunkers on islands.
Once they lock themselves into their bunkers, we just pour a few tons of concrete over the bunker entrance and call it a day.
Future archaeologists will marvel at the elaborate tombs our kings built for themselves.
Pour the concrete into the air intake and exhaust
Like they said, concrete the doors first.
What you dump down the air intakes afterwards is your business.
I’m ok with them running out because then we can enjoy a slower more satisfying departure
“Nuclear waste disposal is not a significant problem.” Glad you said that, Mr. CEO.
That is a great point. Also glyphosate, pesticides and lead
But, really – who cares? Let them live out their pathetic lives in their sealed-off bunkers. As long as they never come out, who cares what they do in there? Let them live for decades in their coward-hole. Give them plenty of time to think about the decisions that led to this. Until, finally, their food runs out, their servants murder them, or they run into a medical issue that they don’t have supplies to fix. And then the bunker becomes their tomb. And nobody will notice or care when they die, because to the rest of the world, they’re already dead.
Yes by why miss the opportunity to spray glyphosate, pesticides, lead and nuclear byproducts into their drinking water and air intake systems. We’d just be returning the favor
They can still exercise power from a bunker, because somehow, no matter how awfully they behave, there are always plenty of people who will do their bidding.
Those people will need to be dealt with
New chant, “You say bunker, we say guillotine!”
“You say bunker, we say grave!”
Fits the whole “concrete on concrete” theme better imo.
Bunkers will have ventilation shafts. Would be a shame if someone shit down it.
How the hell was I supposed to know it was the ventilation shaft for a secret bunker!? I see a hole in the woods, I shit in the hole. I’m a simple man.
I read the brutal comments and my faith in humanity is restored. ❤️
Love y’all (and glory to Salem).
Yes. Make them scared. Show them they’re just one very mortal individual, and that we are many, many more.
MORE OF EXACTLY THIS PLEASE
I love the bike trailer guillotine. I ought to get one.
If another revolution were to happen in France, the railway unions, who have mobile sausage grill trolleys that roll along tram tracks to feed protest marchers, would presumably be entrusted with guillotine logistics
Wait, are you implying …guillotine output->sausage grill input? O.o
Eat the rich. In a bun. With mustard an onions.
Billionaire On A Bun. Doesn’t get any better than that!
(Well, it doesn’t get any better than that until Trillionaire Toast is back on the menu.)
I was referring to the utility of railway tracks for transporting bulky objects when one has the means to use them. And if grills, then why not guillotines?
Were the revolution to take the idea of eating the rich literally, one could attach a woodchipper behind the guillotine in place of the traditional basket. Though eating unpopular rulers may be more a Dutch tradition than a French one.
Hey it was just the one time!
It’s a train, you can have as many cars as you want.
It’s too small, it won’t have any drop speed. It needs to be much taller.
It’s like a low flow toilet, you may have to cycle it a few times, but it’ll get shit done.
I don’t have a problem with needing to raise it multiple times per use.
Brutal 🫣
It’s reusable, that’s the point
This guy sciences.
Sufficient for genitalia.
It’s so chic! I really thought I already had all my E-bike accessories figured out, but there really is always more to buy with any hobby, turns out.
Classic Oregonian wit for you
Needs some bagels
The People of Salem be like:
That is definitely an informed warrior ride.
Onward the Butlerian Jihad!
More CEOs need to fear for their lives.
ALL of them.
But I bet he doesn’t take the hint.
Oh he does. It’s just that usually they get away with anything, and that day he didn’t, which he found absolutely unacceptable: it needs to be banned! (but no, let’s not!)
He was warned…
And he has the perfect head for it too. Like, its the perfect shape and everything.
A human sized dickhead going into a giant vagina with a meat cleaver in it…It’s like they were meant for each other.
And a mobile guillotine hauled by a bicycle is the greenest shit ever.
So when are we going to start popping these big juicy white heads? I’m starving.
A neck like that must make executioners drool.
This man knows his history
Even recently
ironically this is a gen ai image…
