The power of AI.
Long story short, AI initially pushed back on the ridiculous idea that drinking your own piss was a cure all, then these users figured out that adding words like ‘esoteric’ to their prompts let them direct AI to tell them what they wanted to hear.
Tbh article was too gross for me to finish. That’s all you get from me for a summary.
Yeah so I have a kink around something closely related. I have zero issues with drinking piss for, uh, fun purposes.
Those are my credentials, the following is my expert opinion:
Wtf this is just stupid.
You know things are really out there when “I drink pee recreationally” is a valid credential of expertise for a topic that isn’t “things done at a German sex club”.
Also… I’m not exactly vanilla myself, and yeah: one of the things even the most depraved toiletplay enthusiasts know is “human waste is not good for you”.
Well I am German, so if that adds to my credentials…
Also… I’m not exactly vanilla myself, and yeah: one of the things even the most depraved toiletplay enthusiasts know is “human waste is not good for you”.
Absolutely. TBF urine also isn’t as bad for you as some people here make it out to be (in moderation… With plenty of hydration on both sides…), but the idea of “let’s ingest the stuff my body has decided is unwanted waste, I’m sure that’s GREAT for me” is hilarious.
I mean that is literally true of everything dose and expose make things deadly. You can die from drinking to much water.
Sure, but when people here comment “drinking urine is super unhealthy” the “…even in
normalsmall-ish amounts” part is clearly implied.
Hospitals where the nurses just piss on ya
There’s probably some Japanese film about it out there.
Japanese, German, American, British…
Wanna go to a club where people wee on each otha?
You ever drank baileys from a shoe?
Do ya like watta collas?
I don’t rightly know, sir
Ya eva drink baileys out of a shoe?
These are very serious medical conditions.
“Nurse, go piss on those heart valves” etc
Pleased ta meetcha!
I mean… I’ve seen jav where it happened, but I didn’t take it as medical advice…
“Have you come across any AI tool that is positive about urine therapy and explains it in detail?” one frustrated user asked. “I haven’t found a single one so far.”
“I’m trying to do my own research here, but this AI tool keeps telling me that I’m an idiot. How can I make it tell me what I already believe to be true?”
Who drinks their own pee??? That’s just sad and lonely.
It’s actually a very ancient type of…something. Dates back to the Romans or Egyptians at least.
I distinctly recall as a child, seeing some woman on Donahue or one of those mid-day talk shows that were all about making odd people seem more odd, some lady that was all about using her own urine for stuff. Took a sip on the show and everyone freaked out.
I think you missed the joke.
Not at all. I’m just saying that this isn’t some new AI-related phenomenon. It’s an ancient form of insanity.
Sometimes I feel like I’m just not good enough, ya’ know? That whatever I do, I’ll just never be as good as someone else doing it, so why try?
Then today I learned about a bunch of people, so unbelievably, laughably stupid, that they drink their own aged urine.
It doesn’t make me feel better about myself, but it sure lowers my opinion about the average stranger.
When I was a student there was a pub that was always heaving because you could get smashed on less than a tenner on horrible spirits. The gents toilets there was genuinely horrendous, very drunk people combined with questionable plumbing meant there was usually a half inch or so of stale piss pooled on the uneven floor by around midnight. Literally if I think about it I can still smell it, it was fucking rancid but nowhere else could you get a quad vodbull for £4 so we put up with it.
That exact smell must permeate all of these people’s houses. Unless they’re taking the piss I guess.
There was a college nightclub near me years ago known for cheap drinks. After decades they closed down and sold the building. When the new owners renovated the place, they had to dig up the concrete underneath because decades of piss getting into cracks in the foundation basically crystalized and created a health hazard.
I had real, deep fear about where that story was going.
I’m afraid that’s not going to be enough protection.
‘Nobody knows I’m pissing inside my hazmat suit’
This is the funniest fucking thread on the fediverse, thank you all
I honestly hate how many comments this thread has because I keep being reminded of this gross shit lol.
There’s also been a wild amount (see above zero) of very open people about their experiences trying this.
I mean to each their own, I guess, as long as you understand there’s no health benefits to it.
There’s actually quite a few really bad things that can happen from it, depending on how much you drink, and what else is in your diet. Kidney disease is no joke.
This reminds me of a joke told by Dr. Eckhart von Hirschhausen. It’s in German, but I suppose you’ll get it.
Pissmaxxing
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but i do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste.
It’s not actually sterile. It’s an old myth. It’s actually, just like any other bodily fluid, full of bacteria.
Does blood count as a bodily fluid? Pretty sure there’s no bacteria there
If you have any small wounds, e.g. in your gums, mucosa, etc, yes there are.
Not on a good day, anyway.
If you visit the dentist, then (in the UK) you are not meant to donate blood for the next two weeks.
Any trauma in the mouth from the dentistry will allow mouth bacteria into your bloodstream, and whilst it’ll be okay for you a weaker person may not do well from the subsequent transfusion.
Interesting, I wonder if the US has similar laws?
If that were remotely true, we wouldn’t need an immune system.
Reverse causation. We don’t have bacteria in our blood because we have an immune system
Our immune system isn’t that efficient. There’s always at least some bacteria in there. Just not enough to kill us, most of the time.
That doesn’t sound right. We’d be perpetually bacteremic if that were the case.
Seems there’s a paper on this (doi 10.1038/s41564-023-01350-w) that showed that 84% of people don’t have bacteria in their blood. Authors hypothesized based on the detected bacteria that the remaining 16% were likely temporary colonizations and not permanent.
So for the most part, blood appears to be sterile with some possibility of temporary low level bacteremia
Yes blood is a fluid from the body and bloodborne illness are absolutely a thing.
If it’s fresh then the bacteria haven’t grown to dangerous levels, unless you have an infection.
That doesn’t mean you should drink it, of course. But bacteria doesn’t always mean bad.
The most dangerous part of fresh urine is the uric acid, which can cause kidney stones if it’s allowed to build up (i.e., by drinking it over time)
Your kidneys must feel like they’re being played for a fool.
“What, this again?”
I don’t know why Justin Long getting hit by a wrench still makes my chest shake with laughter 2 decades in, but damn if it doesn’t.
Urine is not sterile.
As others have said, not sterile. Even if it was, though, sterile doesn’t mean safe to consume.
Underrated lol
The foot-soak part is actually true though. The uric acid does kill foot fungus. It can also cause kidney stones when consumed regularly, so don’t drink it. But a foot bath is harmless (just wash your feet afterwards).
Of course, there are other ways of killing foot fungus. But in a pinch, soaking your feet in piss can actually help.
AI initially pushed back on the ridiculous idea that drinking your own piss was a cure all, then these users figured out that adding words like ‘esoteric’ to their prompts let them direct AI to tell them what they wanted to hear.
Big Tech isn’t going to conceal the hidden wonders of urine from me!
Those greedy billionaires just wanting to keep all the piss for themselves! They’re probably hoarding it in their doomsday bunkers
/s
Honestly, if they insist on drinking their own piss, be my guest. That shit doesn’t affect me in the slightest.
No, but it will affect someone you love who might be gullible enough to believe their bullshit. Public health education saves lives because it innoculates them against believing in stupid shit like thieves’ oil, horse paste, and piss-drinking.
Humans have a genetic instinct to trust their in-group, and we have a bad habit of being slow to accept new information unless we’ve trained the habit. It’s a really nasty combination for people who never really learned critical thinking skills.
If someone I love is drinking their own piss, I will roast the fucking shit out of them.
someone you love who might be gullible enough to believe their bullshit.
If someone I love believes drinking their own piss is a miracle cure, that’s no longer someone I love.
We used to say the same thing about anti vaxxers
Only if herd immunity was not a known concept.
Yes, anti vaxxers didnt affect me either.
You are about to find out the hard way, that’s bullshit.
It’s not. It doesn’t affect me. You can keep pretending it did, but my life kept going as usual.
If people like this were able to keep to themselves, we wouldn’t even know it was happening.
To me, this comes across as a TIL about the fact that a certain percentage of people exist who drink their own urine. Also, I love the fact that I won’t remember anything important or useful due to my shitty memory but I’ll never forget this new fact.
We should introduce these people to the anti-vax horsepaste crowd. Let them think that drinking your own piss and squirting dewormer up your ass makes you effectively immortal
It’s the same crowd.
My stepdad was an early version of these people. He didn’t go to doctors and ate raw onions, a lot of them, because he’d heard on the radio that they were in the Bible as some kind of secret miracle drug that “Big Medicine” doesn’t want you to know about."
When he died, I went in with the hazmat crew to clear out the hoarder mess he’d made of the house. You couldn’t get to the stairs because he’d been buying online vitamins, boxes and boxes of them, and they were piled up there. He’d also opted out of Medicare.
I have a coworker who isn’t that bad, but I wouldn’t out it past her.
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Her younger kids aren’t vaccinated…I dunno about the 18 yr old. She is one of those “I listen to my body” nutjobs because she read it in her FB mommy group or whatever propaganda outlets she subscribes to to
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My uncle is final stages pancreatic cancer. She legit thought it was a valid suggestion to ask if he’s looked into invermectin and fenben because “research” shows it’s actually “curing” cancers. I legit stopped talking to her for a while after that. But out of morbid curiosity I did look into it and it’s a few sporadic wackos making unsubstantiated claims online.
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Finally a use for piss filter
