Shoe, sock, shoe, sock.
Moderator i call for the immediate banning of this member!
He shoed be dis-membered
I request they be put into a rocket and shot into the sun.
Or…like, never given socks again. This is clearly abuse.
You motivated me to finally use the tagging feature. Thanks Shoe Sock
There are no words to describe how much I hate this.
I’m more of a sock, shoe, underwear, pant, sock, shoe, underwear, pant kinda guy
When you need to do housework but don’t want to ruin the carpet.
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Wet or dirty floors invite to completely dress one foot first.
This response just raises further questions!
Hiking
Even so, I will sock, step on shoe, sock, put on shoe, put on other shoe. I would never, in any imaginable circumstance, have a sock and shoe on one foot while the other is bare. That is just insanity.
I could maybe see if you have high top hiking boots to go sock>insert foot in shoe BUT LEAVE UNTIED>other sock>other shoe (tying in whatever order works). I wouldn’t consider that a full “shoe” though. Like if you put the horseshoe up to the horse foot but didn’t nail it in. It’s not truly on until it’s tied.
This is the way, you can change pants and socks without sitting ^^
I do it because I’m autistic, hate socks and always walk barefoot at home. If I’m putting on socks it’s so disgusting I put one sock on and then the shoe so tight it kinda overpowers the feeling of the sock, and then do the same to the other foot. That way I minimize the time I have to have just socks on
It’s funny the stuff that can set people off, I can’t stand the feel of long pants and short socks. If I’m wearing long pants, my ankles have to be covered by my socks.
For me personally I change outfits several times a week in a public bathroom, so my main goal is simply to avoid letting my socks or any of my other clothing touch the floor.
Corollary to this, I actually complete one foot start to finish before moving on to the next. So at the halfway point I am fully wearing a new sock and shoe on one foot, while the other is still wearing my old sock and shoe
Pool
Changing between regular socks and shoes and the ski variant, in the car
People who don’t wear shoes indoors and keep their floors clean generally put their socks on in their bedroom after they got out of bed and their shoes on in the entryway when they’re about to go outside.
You know, people who don’t live like animals.
Y’all wear socks in the house?!
Yes, because I have hardwood and tile floors. Shit’s cold in the winter.
Also, sliding around pretending to ice skate.
How do you keep from sliding around in socks?
In the winter its unthinkable not to but in the summer it’s unthinkable to wear socks. Why did my ancestors choose to settle down in Ontario where the weather is one extreme or the other
I love the extremes because you never get one extreme for too long. Just when the dark cold of winter starts to seep into your soul, spring rolls around, then when the storms and rain start to get too much the hot hot summer hits, then the mornings become crisp and the leafs turn every color of the rainbow for the warm seasons’ last hurrah before it dives into a winter wonderland again
compression socks on right after i get up ◡̈
I rarely take my socks off when I take off my shoes (unless they’re wet). Not out of principal or anything, out of laziness. Later I might decide I don’t feel like wearing socks any more and then take them off.
But I don’t put socks on in the first place, unless I’m about to go put on shoes. If I’m not wearing socks and my feet are cold I’ll get my slippers.
Do you not?
Nope, never
You do you. You don’t need to pass such harsh judgment on other people for what they do.
Ya freak.
IDK who downvoted you but they missed the obvious joke. Have my upvote.
Ok, you got my upvote for closing with “ya freak”
When you live in a very small, uncarpeted apartment, the line between the entryway and the rest of the dwelling becomes fuzzy and permeable.
👉👈 But some of us DO live like animals…
I’m straddling the line between having my normal tech job and embodying the meme of the resume/linkedin that transitioned from Senior Architect at Microsoft to goose farmer.
That plus the AuDHD means I am deep into like 10 different projects at home, half of which involve the critters.
What can I say? Sometimes I’m a dirty boy.
Sock > shoe > sock > shoe > underwear > pants > shirt.
P.S. why does naked except for shoes and socks feel MORE naked then just naked?
It reminds you that the rest of you is naked.
Socks and shoes only gives you the feeling that you’re going to go places while naked
Hopefully not jogging. hurp
why does naked except for shoes and socks feel MORE naked
Because it implies you will also be somewhere you need foot protection.
So does a hat go at the beginning, or between shoe->underwear?
Between first and second sock-shoe perhaps?
Are you implying I’m ever not wearing the sombrero?
You put your shoes on before your pants? That’s maniacal
Sock-shoe-sock-shoe-pants.
Sock-shoe-pant, sock-shoe-pant
This one right here officer, lock em up!
No underwear, nice!
I’d actually be interested in seeing socks-pants vs pants-socks
Sock-pants is clearly superior, but pants-socks isn’t so bad if the pants aren’t too tight.
Who puts on shoes right after putting on socks in the first place?
People who are putting on socks and shoes to be presentable outside of their house and have been barefoot or in sandals up to this point.
yeah but I don’t keep my socks by the door where my shoes are, they’re in my bedroom. so I put them on in my bedroom instead of carry them to the door
Same, put it all on in the closet or next to the bed, depending on current shoe location.
To go outside
People who don’t live in the cold?
Heh. Would blow their mind to see sock>sock>wool sock>wool sock>shoe>shoe.
Having cotton on the inner layer defeats the purpose of the wool though?
Not necessarily. It would be similar to cotton long John’s underneath wool pants. It just creates pockets of air. The heat comes from your foot. The extra barrier would eliminate conductive heat transfer from your foot to the wool while adding in pockets of air such transfer less heat via convective transfer. The problem would be if your foot sweats as now you’re adding in a cotton layer that will absorb that moisture and reduce its insulating properties.
But when it’s not cold there’s no need for socks?
Bare feet in shoes sucks.
So do socks and sandles
Found the German.
What? Germans notoriously love socks and sandals; lemmings too apparently…
I always prefer socks. The only time I’m wearing sandles without socks is if its like wet out or something so the socks are gonna get messed up.
The whole joy of flip flops and sandals for me is the arrival of warm weather and being able to eschew socks 😊
I do sock shoe sock shoe at the gym because I don’t want my socks on those grimey floors.
But at home it’s sock sock shoe shoe
I do sock shoe sock shoe at the gym because I don’t want my socks on those grimey floors.
See, that’s an acceptable circumstance for Sock Shoe Sock Shoe.
Yeah I do the same specifically getting in or out of ski boots in a parking lot.
I put my socks on as soon as I get out of the shower, just after my underwear and undershirt. I don’t put my shoes on until just before I leave my apartment.
I dry my feet thoroughly, and put on my socks before anything else.
Gotta put on my underwear first, then I sit down and put on my socks.
Don’t want anything touching anything
The socks dry your feet tho
Depends on the environment. When camping, in a tent without a floor, putting on each shoe right after the sock allows parking the shoed foot on the dirt while putting on the next sock and shoe.
But putting on both socks and then putting on both shoes is the default.Camping is almost always a sock shoe, sock shoe. That way you keep your feet clean and your shoes out of the tent
Sock shoe sock shoe is only valid when you’re on a dirty floor (eg a beach), hopping around awkwardly on one foot, trying to stay as clean as possible
I put my sock inside my shoe and wear them both together in a smooth motion.
I can smell this picture.
Socs? Crocks?
That’s impressive skills
Thank you for saving me the search. Also, we’re old. 👍
Glad this was already here. I’m not quite that old but the classics are classic for a reason. Almost one more month til Rob’s been gone for 6 months and the 25th anniversary of Carroll O’Connor’s death as well.
doesn’t mean you are old. The show is great. I only discovered it like 5-10 years ago.
comedy gold
Another thanks. I remembered it and loved it.
Apparently it was improvised by the two of them.
What kind of dirty weirdo does sock sock shoe shoe?? The clean socks inevitably touch the floor, dirty.
Edit: apparently it needs clarifying that you put the shoes AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE HOUSE where dirty shoes from the outside were previously removed. Y’all are crazy, where do you put shoes, on the bed!?
Clean your floors!
It’s clean… It’s also the place where we take off our outside shoes to put on inside slippers. It’s the dirtiest place of the house, why dirty the socks when you have a very normal clear solution?
Do you wear shoes inside? That’s why your floors are so dirty
I wear shoes in the place where I take them off and put them back in, it’s quite literally the context of the thread? It’s the entrance of the house.
How disgusting is your floor?
It’s called the entrance, outside shoes step there regularly.
Better dirty socks than dirty feet
Oh boy you are telling me that you are bare feet at the entrance of the house? In the place people with shoes take them off and inevitably step on with outside gunk? Don’t you have indoor slippers?
No, that’s why I put my socks on before I go out to put on my shoes.
My sister does sock-shoe to limit the amount of dog hair on the sock.
The trick is limiting the amount of dog that loses hair. This process takes time.
I do the same, but to limit dog hair building up in my workout shoes. I’m also technically swapping from one pair of socks to another, so my workout socks never actually touch the floor.
My foot is already up on my leg, the shoe is right there, why not put both on?
