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Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.
ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this
Is a blowjob really a job if you’re enjoying it?
It’s a blowhobby, perhaps even a blowcalling.
Suck hobby
You’ve gotta get your foot in the door with a blowinternship
That’s just a brojob, that’s standard operating procedure.
Context
the only thing really stopping you two is you two
Asking the real questions.
What part of this is passive?
If you’re having fun at your job, you’ll never work a day in your life.
Because doing that shit is illegal😂!
Is it? I dont think so actually
It puts the ass in passive
It’s passive for the bottom
In the community we refer to it as “bottom”
What’s your job? I kiss my homies
In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.
That’s not passive income
It is if you’re a lazy bottom.
It is if you were already going to go bar hopping with your makeout bro
Hello kids! Today we’re learning about prostitution
Strike up a conversation with a group of women
Alright, I’m out.
The amount of people that evidently don’t know what the “passive” in passive income is supposed to stand for is wild.
If you have do do something for it, it’s not passive, it’s just a job.
Active income, as it were.
The passive is the friend who sits there and waits to get tongued.
It doesn’t say if he gets paid though, or if it’s just for fun.
I’m not giving him a cut for that! Bob makes enough money as it is; he’s lucky I buy the cosmos.
So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you’re out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar… every 24 minutes.
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes. You might be able to get more than 100$ at times, especially from larger groups. Selecting an area with lots of bars visited by hen parties is probably key for this.
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes.
10 minutes? More like one minute: “Hithereladies, howsyournightgoing? Kissingmenhuhwhatsthatallabout, I’dneverdoitespeciallynotwiththisguyhereyoucouldn’tpaymeto. Notforlessthat$100. brief tongue gargling Giveusmycashyoudummies. Seeyoubye!”
Yes.
Also it gets worse. Either he’s commandeered his friend into doing this with him for free, or they’re splitting it and he’s actually managing to average every 12 minutes.
Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.
What happens if you do it and they don’t pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?
If they can afford drinks in an uptown bar, they can scrounge up $100 between them. It’s called wealth redistribution.
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said everyone needs a hustle. I told him my hustle is wage work. He advised some people will just sacrifice more. I said my time with my family was more important.
People that say you need a “huscle” “be a founder” or any other of that instagram entrepeneur type crap need to remember capitalism only works if a large part of the population is happy just doing some quasi menial job that pays just enough to have a somewhat interesting life.
If everybody is rich, nobody is rich.
The last sentence only makes sense comparatively. If you assume wealth/richness is having enough resources to thrive, then imho everybody can be rich.
Ofcourse there are other metrics to considering yourself rich, some of which don’t necesarily have anything at all do do with money.
But that is not what those online grifters that constantly talk about crypto and having a huscle mean with being successful.
You forgot to add the part where you kissed your boss on the mouth to get a raise.
I wonder what Andrew Taint would have to say about this.
“Bruh it’s totally not homo if it’s for the Grind™, these stupid femoids just think we’re both so hot and want to fuck us anyway”
Bro can I send you $200 for an online course on how to be as based as you? This shit belongs in a podcast.
You’ve got a good eye for new content. Where can I tune in for more of your reactions and recommendations?
Shit, he probably came up with the idea.
Remember, according to Andrew Tate, the gayest thing a fella can do is enjoy sex with a woman
He did indeed say that yes.
Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let’s talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.
$50, then? What if I do one for free just to show you it’s worth it?
Each and every one of us values ourselves differently. Take what you can get, I guess? You don’t need to prove anything to me, just yourself.
How about abolishing money altogether and actually redistributing resources the way that everyone can live decently?
Abolishing money isn’t necessary for everyone to live decently
However, money is absolutely necessary for making sure that everyone but the few lives indecently
Again, not true. Everyone but the few lived indecently even before money.
No, everyone lived indecently before money. Then everyone came and worked together to live decently. Then, at some point, some people wanted to have everything and invented money so that they could rob the others by their consent.
I totally agree. We now have the communication and computing ability to manage resources effectively for the whole globe.
Can someone explain how dressing in basketball shorts and jersey factors in?
Stereotypical “straight guy” clothes.
Average American cishet men dress like twelve year olds when they go out
12-year-old is being generous.
By this logic everyone should be a prostitute on top of whatever their hustle is. Just saying.
